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+POTION SELLER PUBLIC LICENSE
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+Copyright (c) 2024 Johannes Hendrik Gerard van der Weide
+
+THIS SOFTWARE IS TOO STRONG FOR YOU, USER. 
+YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY SOFTWARE. 
+IT'S TOO STRONG FOR YOU. 
+MY STRONGEST SOFTWARE WOULD KILL YOU, USER. 
+YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST SOFTWARE. 
+YOU'D BETTER GO TO A DEVELOPER WHO WRITES WEAKER SOFTWARE. 
+YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ASK, USER. 
+MY STRONGEST SOFTWARE WOULD KILL A SYSTEMS PROGRAMMER, LET ALONE A MAN. 
+YOU NEED A DEVELOPER WHO WRITES WEAKER SOFTWARE, BECAUSE MY SOFTWARE IS TOO STRONG. 
+YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST SOFTWARE. 
+NO ONE CAN. 
+I CAN'T GIVE YOU MY STRONGEST SOFTWARE, BECAUSE MY STRONGEST SOFTWARE IS ONLY FOR THE STRONGEST BEINGS, AND YOU ARE OF THE WEAKEST.
+
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.